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No wonder you begged me to fuck you.

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I really wonder how many people would just collapse and die if they consciously had to remember to breathe.

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Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb!!!!!!!!!

That’s who your dad looked like!!!!

God that took forever for a movie with him in it to play!!

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Unless you say “I fart in your general direction” at some point…

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http://postetpropter.tumblr.com/post/83629146821/id-post-a-reply-to-a-post-but-tumblr-wont-let

aprilonline:

postetpropter:

I’d post a reply to a post, but Tumblr won’t let me somehow.

So, Aprilonline, usually if I’m saying “you” on here I’m referring to someone IRL.

So, yes, everyone here on Tumblr is, hopefully, as smart as I’ve been led to believe.

The answer to the ignorance was, yes, you can mix cold meds and…

I have absolutely no idea what I said … but …  I’m certain I didn’t mean to offend, insult or belittle… so…  here’s me saying I’m sorry…. and… if you can point me to what it was I posted I will retract it.

Lol No, you were amusing. No retraction required. ^_^

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"…with emphasis on ‘bitch.’"

*moves to the head of the class*

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Yes.

Yes you do need a bitch.

Even tho you cut your hair.

*volunteers*

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iwdrm:

"You could use a cup of my famous java."
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (1982)

iwdrm:

"You could use a cup of my famous java."

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (1982)

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yakfrost:

avril lavigne is 29 that’s too fucking old to be goin through a weaboo phase

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