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And then a doppelgänger of one of your on and offs, only taller. And bigger. Bit sounds the same.

Holy duck.

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When the guy playing bass in the band you went to see IS the guy that you’ve seen at the bar.

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When you’re at a bar and someone’s with somebody else and they don’t want to be and you appear to be a distraction the second you sit down.

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No really there’s a wicked-ass Seth Aaron doppelgänger and I don’t. I wanna ask what his name is and play it off like I thought he was someone else if he doesn’t say Seth.

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See a Seth Aaron clone.

See a post on FB by Seth Aaron.

…….

I can’t.

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Sofa king Portland.

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You could play hipster bingo, but they keep calling B-5.

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It gets so Portland…

How Portland is it?

I tell ya, it’s so Portland, I’m at a place called “the Know”.

I AM IN. THE KNOW.

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If I want to watch Portlandia, I drive 35 minutes to Portland.

Seriously. This show I’m at is like a gold mine for Portland stereotypes.

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